the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand
Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell
Michael, do you remember, you specifically told me to only bring one sheet of paper? You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. And I said, “Are you sure Michael?” And you said “Pam! Pam! Pam!” And then you sneezed in my tea, and then you said, “Don’t worry, it’s just allergies.” Do you remember that?